king dress

a hideous type of dress forced upon young girls who have no say in what they wear. some are velvet, some are floral print. most have bows and lace of most ugliness. called a king dress because one is reminded of the 1700's kings who had lace around their collars resembling a king dress.

dakota fanning has worn many a king dress in her day.

by kingdressanonymous January 15, 2008

dress tims

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"

i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's

that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!

i wear my dress tims to church

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

salad dress

A salad that tastes like an old dress.

Your mom is such a bad cook: she makes salad dress.

by drum_playa August 14, 2003

Men In Dresses

Men in Dresses is gay. Don't @ me im not wrong

Man Men in Dresses are so gay lmfao

by ReenaRaYgE January 21, 2021

maxi dress

A garment women will wear when they are too lazy to dress nice or shave their legs. Sometimes referred to a "Ross dress" because they are usually cheap. Some women will wear them to bed after wearing them all day because they can double as a moo moo. To make the maxi dress outfit complete, a pair of foam wedges must be worn too.

Kelsey was too lazy to get dressed, so she wore a maxi dress to dinner.

by Neil Buchanan the 3rd July 2, 2021

Dress Flops

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

dress hunting

To go look for cut dresses.

My cousin said she was going dress hunting...

by FashionGeek123 November 24, 2017