Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

Cabbage clan

A group of irrelevant people who have fun

Fuck you bitch I’m in cabbage clan

by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014