Canadian Uppercut

A powerful cunt punch.

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.

by Dogtooth Crew June 02, 2019

Canadian Goose

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked. you proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect make a honking sound.

Last weekend I pulled a Canadian Goose on your sister.

by HomrichMSU May 23, 2006

Canadian Dream

Like the American Dream, except you follow your dreams and still help a brother out. And you don't exploit people.

Sam Roberts: "I went out on the street today, the Canadian Dream was as far away as it's ever been..."

by cheesedoo October 21, 2008

Canadian Ballet

Euphemism for a strip club.

I rounded up the guys and we headed across the border to see the Canadian Ballet.

by Kevbo August 24, 2003

Canadian Dime

A cute girl who is about a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Plays on the exchange rate of Canadian money vs. US money. A dimepiece is a perfect 10.

She's pretty cute, but not a dimepiece. Maybe a Canadian Dime.

by Jon DeJongh May 26, 2005

Canadian Bacon

Ham

This Canadian bacon taste like ham!

Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}

HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!

by JakeSAUCE December 12, 2008

canadian wrestling

gay sex

-Charlie and Mark are engaging in a little canadian wrestling.

-Pierre and Alberto are having a canadian wrestling match

by js383729 July 09, 2009