cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.

I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

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Cal Chuchesta

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.

Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!

Melon: *holds up red flannel*

by hans_chavez March 2, 2024

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Cal

THE ONE WITH THE BMC, big Mexican cock

Cal is MY MAN and he from Iguana

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

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Doing a Cal

When you're too cooked and sleep in, miss your alarm and end up late for work

I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'

by anonymous November 29, 2023

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Big Daddy Cal

Big Daddy Cal Is the freakiest man on the planet he will really blow yo back out like he will shove all 10inches of his d*ck down yo throat he gon put it so deep in yo p*ssy he gon run-up in tht p*ssy he be f*ckin u like never before u gon anna keep running bck the dick be so good.

Brii: Oh shii Big Daddy Cal oh fuckkkkkkkk!!!

Kayy: Oh my fucking gosh my p*ssy Big Daddy Cal.

Baee: Big Daddy Cal plz sretch my pussy fuckk omg I need moree Daddy...

by Kayy Smith April 4, 2024

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