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BONK!

To hug or to be hugged
by Wolffame April 30, 2021
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Bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021
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bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022
I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk
by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022
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big fat bonks

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022
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bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head
Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!
by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022
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Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone
"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022
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bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.
Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member
by chloe9463 June 26, 2022
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