Beat the Demon

A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current

Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"

Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."

by ThatYouPornGuy October 22, 2010

beat the dead horse

To continue jacking off after ejaculation.

Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"

Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"

Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."

by gangstaa347623497532 January 1, 2012

Beat The Pete

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

by Crippling erection November 18, 2016

Beat the butter

Another mean for "beating my meat" ya kno..yea

Brain: My dick mad hard
Me: Well I guess I'll go beat the butter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *
*logs in to pornhub.com/ BOYS GON WILD XXX. com*

by 4:54 am and I'm feeling jazzy September 30, 2018

beat the amy time

its the time every week when you beat an amy

look at the time its "beat the amy time"

by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021

Beat The Biscuit

V, bēēt THē biskút- a game where three or more males masterbate onto a biscuit simultaneously. The last one to ejaculate onto said biscuit has to then eat the biscuit.

Hey bro i heard you love playing beat the biscuit. Thats cool and all as long as you don't lose!

by cunillingus July 30, 2015

beat the clock

engaging in sexual intercourse for a period of time, then promptly slashing her throat while attempting to ejaculate before her heart stops. remember..youre not a necrophiliac if you finish before her heart ceases to beat.

last night jen and i played beat the clock. she was not a big fan...

by University of Memphis FUCK YEA October 20, 2008