can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

Bacon

1.Money, Cash, Loot.
2.Extremely Hot, Humid,Climate.

1.Bacon is used in the rap song "ill Street Blues" by Kool G Rap.
"thinking of a way to make some bacon"
2.Bacon comes from the actor Kevin Bacon.
"Son, it's bacon out here"

by George King March 29, 2007

Bacon Academy

Bacon Academy is a great place to learn how to lie and get high, it is also a good place for bullshitting with Dennis(security guard) if your interested in enrollment for bacon academy, just know that you will get jumped for snitching

Bacon Academy, where the grades are low and the students are high

by ThcTim October 16, 2021

Tiptoe Bacon

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

by Robistro September 5, 2012

Bacon Legs

Bacon Legs is an American expression used to describe a promiscuous woman, who upon having had intercourse with many different men over the course of the week, develops figuratively greasy thighs that are then impossible to close manually for several days. The thighs are thrust open, as if coated in bacon grease.

Based on information gathered from industry insiders, Ariana Grande’s popular hit ‘Thank You, Next’ was originally slated to be called ‘Bacon Legs.’ Republic Records ultimately decided to change the name in order to avoid controversy, fearing ‘Bacon Legs’ might adversely affect album sales.

-Dude, Kim has been bringing a different guy home every night! And she’s walking around like Woody from toy story with slippery bow legs

—She broke up with Jacob and has been banging dudes all week. She’s gone full bacon legs bro, now’s the time to tell her how you feel

by Peru2019 April 16, 2019

Bacon

Peace of cow poop

God dammit I stepped in bacon!!!

by Poopstain revenge October 17, 2003