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Burrito Suave

1. Soft Donkey
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.
1. Soft Donkey
2. "No tony!! I will not have sex with you!!, only if u bring El burrito suave.="
by El Burrito Suave December 17, 2008
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Dirty Burrito

The act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. Generally done for sexual purposes.
Man, that bitch was acting way too uppity. She got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. She smelled like shit for a week.
by CrapMaster2000 May 7, 2008
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Justin Burrito

A magical experience in the mexican world of burritos. Many orgasims come with the consumption of the Justin Burrito. TRY IT WITH CARNE ASADA! $5.28!!
Dude i just jizzed in my pants this justin burrito is so good.
by MikieMerchandise October 19, 2006
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wet burrito

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.
Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!
by nononotme October 25, 2007
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Rome's Burrito

The Burrito.
It will defy all.
It will win against all.
It's hot sauce level is over 9000.

Rome 4 Permaban. :)
Rome's Burrito was stolen.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
by Redemption@neo August 24, 2009
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burrito face

One who piles on lots and lots of make up just to go to Chipotle to eat a burrito.
Geez girlfriend, you are such a burrito face. We're only going to Chipotle to eat a burrito, we're not going to prom!
by BurritoBeauty July 8, 2010
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Fantastic Burrito

A fat chick squeezed into a tight dress
Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito
by Detroit6 August 28, 2010
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