In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.
Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.
If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.
If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
by callonjim March 21, 2010
Get the Douche Betmug. A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.
by reece cotterill November 6, 2019
Get the Bet-nanmug. Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
Get the wed-bettingmug. The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011
Get the Bet Lagmug. by Fuckin huh??? September 7, 2021
Get the Bets no Saucumsmug. Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017
Get the drunk betmug. by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the regret betmug.