alien bidonkidonk

a better word for carrot

She ate an alien bidonkidonk

I love to eat alien bidonkidonks

by aurnaurrr January 2, 2021

Alien butt

When a ass is deformed as a square or shape object and no Clapp while hitting it from the back

I was hitting this girl the other day and she had a alien butt no clapp no cap

by Asapt December 25, 2021

Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Boris The Alien

Boris The Alien is a evolution of United kingdom's prime minister, Boris Johnson.
You can get him by either feeding his cheese and onion crisps, or mars bars.

Oh no, is that Boris The Alien coming to tackle us?

Yes, it is. RUN!!!

Boris The Alien is watching you.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

leam the alien

the best brother ever

"whos 'leam the alien' ?" "he is the best brother ever"

by zeeluv061521 June 19, 2022