techromancy

the act of trying to revive an aging/obsolete computer by trying to upgrade its components, instead of getting a new one like a normal person

Jane committed techromancy when she put Windows 8 on her 10 year old laptop with 128mb of ram

by smward87 January 26, 2014

Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader September 5, 2015

techrags

Low budget technology magazines or blogs, often mostly opinion and wild speculation more than any actual journalism.

"Hey, did you hear Facebook is going to start charging?"
"Dude, no they aren't. What awful techrags have you been reading to give you that idea?"

by Ducky216 September 1, 2016

tethered dwell

The act of sitting or standing in a place that you'd rather not be, for the sole purpose of recharging a mobile device.

She avoids tethered dwell at the airport because standing with weirdos adds insult to injury when your phone is running low on batteries.

by CLEAR-INC May 17, 2017

teachers ass

A large flat ass.

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.

by Things that justin says September 16, 2017

teacher revenge

assigning a long, tedious, difficult assignment worth a large percentage of the grade to get back at students for pissing off the teacher

Teacher revenge is an unspoken practice valued by teachers for the pleasure derived from the satisfaction of making students pay for the difficulties and pain they have caused.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018

Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019