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Tijuana Taxi

To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.
Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.
by quackles July 29, 2020
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TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.
"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"
by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019
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Taxi

Taxi is a word used for a certain Kajendran, that is so stunning to look at youll catch a migrane.
Ay Taxi why you so blinding g.
by anonymous April 21, 2022
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Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.
I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.
by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023
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Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
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Taxis

A chili pepper and lime flavored chips rolled up like a blunt invented by the one and only FETTY JAKE.
Yo these taxis are bomb who invented these ?
The one and only fetty Jake my friend.
by Fuzzlemynizzle January 8, 2017
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Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"
by Taxi guy January 23, 2021
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