taresa

BIG TITTIED GIRL WHO IS CARING AND IS TICKILISH UNDERNEATH HER ARMPITS. IG SHE'LL MAKE A GOOD GF.

LOOK AT TARESA, YOU THINK SHE'LL MAKE A GOOD GF?

by BILLIY BOB FLINTSTONE JR December 19, 2018

gone tarded

When an otherwise functional person does something retarded and realizes it they have gone tarded.

I was inside the house cooking up some meth when all the sudden I smelled smoke on the porch. I immediately went to investigate and saw a flaming bag of poo. I stepped on it to put it out and immediately knew I had just "gone tarded."

by Jason Morales March 25, 2007

su tareta de la biblioteca

it is a library card in spanish

i got a library card, thank u. su tareta de la biblioteca.

by voulez vous coucher avec moi? September 27, 2007

Wii-tarded

someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.

conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded

by A$hley Jacobs July 22, 2008

E-Tarded

(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.

(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded

(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment

by Christopher Otte January 6, 2008

Tamcest

Fanfiction that imagines relationships between Simon and River Tam from the science fiction/western, Firefly and it's subsequent movie, Serenity. Both were created by Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. There was actually no evidence of Tamcest in the series as Simon and River were brother and sister and that would have been really creepy. There have been few, if any examples of Tamcest and Tamcest stories are not easily accecpted fanfiction.

Wow, this Tamcest fanfic has a great description of Simon and River getting it on.

by Terri D. November 10, 2008

Tarbending

Bartending. Serving alcohol.

Hey Tarbender, gimme a shot of Jagermeister.

by bassfreq May 20, 2004