Taking the dub and walking

When you proceed to clap someone’s cheeks in a video game and walking away after said clapping has been done

Nick: LETS GO I BEAT YOU 4 TIMES

Sam: Let’s play again different map

Nick: Naw bro I’m taking the dub and walking

by FattySpit2 March 16, 2019

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 28, 2009

Emphatic Typing

A way to help others "hear" your tone while typing or reading. Capitalizations used to help animate your typing and dissuade misunderstandings in text.

TOtally missed your pillow idea. LOVE IT. ;-)

I have new apps on my phone & ALL my contacts to re-add

"TOtally" "LOVE IT" "ALL" = Emphatic Typing

by smashleeca November 11, 2009

air-typing

The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)

Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.

by Naytee February 27, 2011

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012

straw tapping

(Originated in Delco) Straw tapping is a drinking activity involving two people per team. One glass is placed under a beer tap and two straws are inserted into the glass. The tap is pulled and both people drink the beer out of the cup through the straws as quickly as possible while not allowing the glass to fill up. Often timed and matched up vs. another team of two.

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by Delco Broads October 20, 2013

brady typing

An algorithmic method of sorting wherein one presumptuously and slowly makes sure things are in order. Named after the Latin root word "brady" meaning "slow", combined with "typing", a synonym for "sorting".

The bookkeeper was brady typing the books in the library and set a new record: nine days!

by Mr Penguin Monster. December 18, 2016