Is really rich but says he’s not. Gets everything from his grandparents. Love to have gay sex with his dog. Has a brother who stabs with pens and hits his friends with speaker. Lowkey gay as fuck. In 6th grade he finds out that you can suck your own dick if you remove your ribcage. Gets his ass smacked more than he smacks other peoples ass. Blonde and gay. A stupid fucking cunt. Is a Nazi Sympathizer.
Hey did you see talen do a backflip off the World Trade Center.
YAH, wasn’t he sucking his own dick too.
Yah, talen is a fucking crazy motherfucker
YAH, wasn’t he sucking his own dick too.
Yah, talen is a fucking crazy motherfucker
by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019
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My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.
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angry dragon
angry pirate
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by TBag420 February 7, 2009
Get the fisherman's tale mug.by Gucciyolodorito January 11, 2014
Get the tajei mug.Is a voluptuous big brown eyed babe with a big heart, carefree when it comes to following the rules but careless when it comes to loved ones. Absolute party animal! Loves adventures that are impossible to forget. She’s a character and is the best person to be around!
“It’s not a party without Taleesha”
“Dang Taleesha is thick!”
“I wish I was as brave and adventurous as Taleesha”
“Taleesha gotta big booty”
“Dang Taleesha is thick!”
“I wish I was as brave and adventurous as Taleesha”
“Taleesha gotta big booty”
by Realwords95 December 8, 2017
Get the Taleesha mug.Is a real b!*ch when it comes to socializing, fun and lovable. Sometimes she is very smart. She is very outgoing but shy. When you hangout with a Taleesa you have alot of fun and don’t want to leave when you have to. It is a once in a lifetime to meet a girl like her. She does almost anything you want her to do and she is very kind. She will keep a guard up and not talk about her problems with people. She is a very strong girl.
Kid: “over there, who’s that?”
Kid 2: “that’s Taleesa, I heard she’s not someone you wanna mess with”
Kid 2: “that’s Taleesa, I heard she’s not someone you wanna mess with”
by 420xxShooterxx420 February 11, 2020
Get the Taleesa mug.An Undertale AU (Alternate universe) were all of the main Undertale AU's (Underswap, Underfell, Storyshift, and Outertail) and Undertale are amalgamated together in a way that the monsters are all amalgamates of themselves from AU's combined with Undertale just like the amalgamates in the true lab creating many horrific creatures out of your favorite Undertale characters
Help_tale is a very creepy but sad Undertale AU but as you go you save them all...unless you k ̮̹͒̒̅į̶̲͍̔̉̑̕l̶̇͜l ̢͐ Help is on the way! o ̧͍͚̬̗̾͛̚͝r̵̊̽̎̋͜͠ ̵̹͉̯̉i̶̛̬̹͒̓̊̐s ̹͙͎̆̑͂̀̀ ͖̱̺̣̕i̴͇̋̈͋̆͠t̴̡̯̺͎͌͠͝? ̺͈͉̐̈͐͘
by TheyareThem November 18, 2018
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Monica: Mom, dad! Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!
by nomartynoparty January 5, 2022
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