"Wow those kids are so respectful and kind!"
"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."
"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."
by Vy365 February 2, 2017
Get the sire of the childrenmug. Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom, most often shortened to the Children of Atom or the Church of the Children of Atom, is a religious group which believes in two core concepts; Kesler's Theory and the belief of Atom as an omnipotent being, an otherworldly force, or elsewise. Atom is seen as an entity of pure creation and so is not seen as an omniscient being.
Person 1: I can't believe those wacko Children of Atom worship atomic bombs.
Person 2: They don't worship atomic bombs, they simply see the bombs as a force of creation instead of destruction you nincompoop.
Person 2: They don't worship atomic bombs, they simply see the bombs as a force of creation instead of destruction you nincompoop.
by cucumberishot January 20, 2022
Get the Children of Atommug. by Jarnsida May 10, 2020
Get the Satan's Childrenmug. by MEJION July 6, 2020
Get the Mongolian Childrenmug. When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022
Get the Children Of The Cornmug. A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.
CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.
Oh well, back to Kalmah.
CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.
Oh well, back to Kalmah.
Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"
Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".
Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".
by Tordah February 17, 2009
Get the Children of Bodommug. A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.
Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!
Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...
Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...
by Merlin. September 8, 2010
Get the Married with childrenmug.