Kiss a surfer/drummer day

On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer

“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “

by Green been September 18, 2021

silver surfer dat hoe

While doing a hoe anally, pull out, skeet skeet in aluminum foil, then put it over her face. It will mek her look like silver surfer.

"where'd you get that cut?"
"Joe gave me a silver surfer dat hoe me last night, and my skin got stuck when I tore the mask off"

by Dicky Normus January 19, 2008

Surfer Good-Hitler Bad

Skirt wearing GatCity beyotch. Loves to be passed around like chicken at a church picnic

by Dark_Jedi_master July 23, 2003

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025

alliance surfer

Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.

Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.

by Queen Abacus January 22, 2020

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

The Surfer

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.

Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"

by Jesher23 November 14, 2021