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Starva’d

A none-to-minimum effort activity posting on the human sports performance app Strava by someone starved for attention and desperate for recognition and kudos to validate their otherwise invisible existence.
The old cuck Starva’d driving a motorboat as a physical activity. Gee, what a sad fucking chub.
by timmysass January 28, 2025
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servant pig

what a closeted pastor calls another man
I will be your servant pig and you are the master
by mrs piggie February 15, 2025
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stermafax

Stermafax (noun). The technical sounding name for a piece of equipment or type of tool that is referred to when a person has absolutely no idea what it is or what it is necessarily used for.
“Hi Bob, Terry told me he dropped his camera the other day and broke the stermafax off of it”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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Starvation Rationalization

The micro-level, moralistic cousin to famine rationalization. It personalizes hunger, suggesting an individual's starvation results from a lack of hustle, poor planning, or divine will, rather than from dispossession, engineered scarcity, or the violence of markets. It turns a social condition into a personal failing.
Example: "They're hungry because they don't budget properly or value education." This starvation rationalization ignores the reality of food deserts, unlivable wages, and the time poverty of working three jobs. It rationalizes a society's failure to feed its people by blaming the empty stomachs themselves.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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Starvation Wages

Compensation set so low that it systematically fails to meet the basic requirements for human survival, despite full-time employment. Starvation wages are not accidents of the market but deliberate features of late-stage capitalism—calculated precisely to keep workers alive enough to work but desperate enough to accept any condition. They represent the point where the wage form itself becomes a mechanism of slow violence: you work, you earn, you still cannot afford food, housing, healthcare, or rest. The term deliberately evokes its literal meaning: wages that produce starvation, whether immediate (literal hunger) or structural (the starvation of possibility, of dignity, of future). Starvation wages are the economic foundation upon which hyperslavery is built.
Example: "He worked forty hours, took home checks that didn't cover rent, ate once a day, and was told to budget better. He wasn't underpaid; he was paid Starvation Wages—compensation calculated to keep him alive but never free."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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Starvation Jobs

Employment positions designed or structured such that they cannot provide a viable livelihood, regardless of hours worked or effort expended. Starvation jobs are the logical complement to starvation wages—positions that exist not to support workers but to extract maximum value while returning minimum sustenance. They include gig economy "opportunities" that pay below minimum wage after expenses, retail positions with intentionally limited hours to avoid benefits, contract work with no guaranteed income, and any job where full-time employment still means poverty. Starvation jobs are the primary occupation of the hyperslave class—work that takes everything and returns nothing but the chance to keep working.
Example: "He had three Starvation Jobs—delivering food, driving for a rideshare, and overnight stock—and still couldn't afford an apartment. Not unemployment, but its opposite: employment so total and so insufficient that it became its own kind of poverty."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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Starvation

Excessively not eating food
I'm dieing of starvation
by The muscle November 26, 2025
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