A new lager beer released in the UK (2022) with a green label (5% ABV) which is drank by wife beaters who swear and use bad language whilst they do it.
Person 1: Care for a Stella Artois Unfiltered?
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!
by MrFunny83 April 23, 2022
To have a Stella birthday party.
by Hazbanger June 03, 2019
stella is from wisconsin. they are famous even tho im her only friend. a fan of shameless 4freakshow and kourys idfk. she also have a huge family yeah ok
-do you know stella damour sewall?
-no why?
-are u gay?
-yeah why?
-bc she is the most homophobic person
-ahhh
-no why?
-are u gay?
-yeah why?
-bc she is the most homophobic person
-ahhh
by thatgaeperson June 23, 2021
Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.
Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
by stellalb November 04, 2019
stella aragon is a kind, loving, beautiful teen. she loves to make people’s day better and to make them laugh. she love when people are always honest. stella aragon is very straightforward and doesn’t care about what anyone thinks about her. she has a wonderful strong outgoing personality. she is a great baker and cook. stella aragon cares a lot about her friends and the people she loves. if she LIKES you, do not take her for granted. she is exquisite and beautiful
“bro i heard you are tappin in with stella aragon” “yeahh man she’s so hot and perfect”
“yooo you and stella aragon?!? bro you are so lucky”
“i know right. she’s the love of ma life”
“yooo you and stella aragon?!? bro you are so lucky”
“i know right. she’s the love of ma life”
by airagonstel February 03, 2022
by Dreamam April 10, 2022