Indian standard time

The name for Indian people always being late to parties but early for lame things ie school

Person 1-Why was Viren so late?!
Viren- Indian standard time bro

by Waffleman212 July 18, 2015

low standards disorder

when you wll accept dating a person even though you know they arent very attractive and you only take that person because you know thats the best you can get and if one of those people have the disorder its most likley they both have it.

jeff:why is steve dating her she so ugly

carl: he has low standards disorder

by loserman707 September 17, 2009

double standard defense

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.

Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.

by Kyothine June 17, 2009

person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 5, 2017

Perfectly Standard Elevator

Perfectly Standard Elevator (PSE) WAS a popular elevator game made by Jukereise (named Jupiter_Five at the time), who is now known for creating JTOH - Juke's Towers Of Hell. PSE was popular back in 2016 until about 2019. PSE was known for being unique - including boss fights, lore, secrets, and even boss variants. Unfortunately, the game stopped being worked on sometime in 2019. Fortunately, a revamp of PSE, named Perfectly Standard Elevator: Reloaded (PSE:R) had started development in around December 2021, which is now currently in beta. PSE:R is a good game, I recommend you try.

perfectly standard elevator good jtoh bad lol

by jtohbadpsegood February 11, 2023

Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.

Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.

by Wolfjott February 4, 2017

Urban dictionary standards

1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.

2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".

3. synonym for inexistence

4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one

My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.

My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards

Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.

My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.

by whatsitooyah April 28, 2014