Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

by asdflasdfasdffff January 20, 2011

Stall-Warts

Stall-warts are ugly opportunistic politicians who stall projects and progress

Opposition stall-warts are good-hating ugly political warts that pop up everywhere. In USA they block or delay Covid relief measures. In India they block Parliament, Roads or even reforms. In UK they block Brexit. These stall-warts are ugly undesirable features and keep popping up in every country.

by AJMOH February 02, 2021

border stall

An excuse for not doing something that one does not want to do.

His excuse about needing time to study is a border stall; he just doesn't like being with her.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 31, 2018

musical stalls

Using multiple stalls in a bathroom you frequent.

I'd rather wait longer to use the same toilet, I don't like playing musical stalls

by Kelsey Lauren March 17, 2008

tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 07, 2011

Stall

Stall is the objective best song in the Minecraft soundtrack.

"yo I'm putting on some MC music"
"oh? What song?"
"Only the best"
*stall plays*

by Jsiee September 01, 2020

Xanax-stall

The inability to act or do for a brief. Of time. The drug(primarily Xanax are other benzodiazepines) induced pause before completing a task. Being stuck or acting slow.

It took him 10 minutes to do, because he had a 10 min. long Xanax-stall before doing it.

by Wyte Dave February 24, 2019