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Spencer

A guy whom is very caring even tho he doesn't really show it. He's not a good texter but better in person. He knows what's best for you and helps you by his past experience's. He seems like an ass but you gotta know him to see he's not.
He was so Spencer today.
Spencer just saved a girls heart!
by Hiiiiibae July 7, 2014
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Spencer

Having the biggest dick.
I love to suck a guy with a Spencer!
by Bob Enforciory October 24, 2008
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spend

she was so hot I thought I would spend just looking at her
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Spencer

An asshole who will make you as happy has possible for almost 6 months then leave you for 3 girls that are way out of his league. One of the girl's cousins is the reason why you went through therapy for an entire year.
Friend 1: Damn, you really got hurt by Spencer.
Friend 2: Yea, he really turned into an ass. I thought you two were perfect. His whole family loved you.
by a salty ex June 7, 2018
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Serpent

A sneaky snake in the grass. One who is quite manipulative and quite attractive with pretty boy swag with a stanky dougie. Someone who has a rep for evil ways. But the word can be used to basically describe anything/anyone sly and/or sketch.
Did you see his new girlfriend?
Yeah she looks like snookie.
What a serpent
by CEMC August 7, 2010
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Spencer

A loaf of cornbread. Would rather play Fallout than lose his virginity.
Ethan : "hey my bwother Spencer is in the top 100 in pixel gun 3D

Joe: "YOUR BROTHER IS A LOAF OF CORN BREAD!!!"
by 🅱oston Ross May 18, 2018
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Slippery Spence

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009
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