Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
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Grabbing the testicles of a male and attempting to move them to one sack, then squeezing them back and forth similar to a water balloon.
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A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
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You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.
We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
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