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friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.
Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.
by Bored Nick August 7, 2005
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Pimp Squat

A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.
"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..
by diegodondoem June 20, 2009
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humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.
by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017
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Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
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SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.
NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.
by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.
John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."
by Duhnilo June 11, 2009
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