A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.
Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.
by Bored Nick August 7, 2005
Get the friend squattingmug. A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.
"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..
by diegodondoem June 20, 2009
Get the Pimp Squatmug. A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
Get the mental squatmug. A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017
Get the humpty squatmug. 
While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
Get the Squatting donkeymug. The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.
“Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience”
The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021
Get the Mr.Miller Squatmug.