Wonky Spooks

When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `

I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.

by Acecutlets June 12, 2012

connor stocks

full time wasteman with whiskers and a coral tash

is that coral or connor stocks?

by MCTUDDERZ November 21, 2013

fuzzy socks

fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation

person one: what are you wearing on you feet?

person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?

person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??

by VERAALOE November 14, 2017

get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.

Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?

by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018

Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

Reverse Spock Finger Rub

A fingering technique used on women. Women are bent over while the middle and ring finger are inserted while the pinky rubs on the clit.

I gave her that good Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

Hey bro lemme tell you about the Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

by The Cherokee December 26, 2019

Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021