A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.
Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021
Get the Splooge Sackmug. When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.
In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023
Get the Splooge Strifemug. Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.
"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"
by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022
Get the Sploogemug. A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
Get the Splooge shelfmug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021
Get the Sploogemug. by slimyhibber October 22, 2018
Get the oink-omatic chromatic sploogemug.