splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

Thunder Splooge

A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.

man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"

by Djuken December 25, 2019

splooge-factory

A business establishment that provides happy endings under the table.

Have you been to that new Chinese foot massage place? I heard it's a total splooge-factory.

by Sony Ton June 12, 2013

Splooge Makers

slang for testicles where semen is produced ultimately resulting in SPLOOGE!!!

Its about time to drain the splooge makers on my girl, bro.

by Gmaine August 11, 2010

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019

Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.

“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”

by velocite3 July 4, 2020