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wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
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Protein Slinger

Nickname for has-been or never-will-be female models who grow a large social media audience by posting frequent bikini, side-boob, and fitness pictures. Because they can't land legitimate modeling or acting gigs, they are relegated to promoting protein shakes and supplements on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

Protein slingers can be male, but they are very rare.
Ed: "Hey, have you ever hear of this @NatalieBurk89 chick on Instagram?"

Amit: "Nah, man ... I can't tell these protein slingers apart any more"

Ed: "True"
by MayorOfOceano September 21, 2016
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Fidget Spinner

An addictive toy used by both twelves year olds and millenials for easing anxiety, curing boredom, and inflicting autism.
I'll trade you my fidget spinner for a pack of gum
by Kristian Bail June 20, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy. A toy supposedly "to help kids with Autism and to relieve stress". Basically, a stress reliever but actually causes stress and distraction. Things kids will cry for. Plus they get bigger everyday.
MOM!!!! I NEED THE DIAMOND FIDGET SPINNER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Stephanie061107 June 19, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

A social media trend that is claimed to cure the effects of ADHD but can cause the same thing too. It can also be used to make or show off to friends. The toy can create distractions and also can cause the effect of overspending on new spinners. These toys are most commonly used by autistic teens who want friends.
I have bought a fidget spinner so now I am going to bring it to school to show off and make new friends.
by Dis Iz Mah Handle June 20, 2017
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Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017
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Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth
by Boomerhater February 27, 2020
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