Shayne

A dude likely from Ireland who never admits fault and eats 10 Big Macs a day and probably wanks to Fortnite skins.

"Dude, that guy is such a Shayne."

"I know, right? Anyways, whip it out."

by icecube0430 October 21, 2025

Spanex

Spanex

Spanex

by Spanex17 November 10, 2025

Spanex

The name of a man who claims to really hate every person ever, but is actually a big softy...with a very short temper

Bro, Spanex, he's really cool once you get past all the... evil

by Pine-Tree November 10, 2025

dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Cheese spawner

When one appears to have a dick that is made of fermented cheeses

Stefano: look at him over there, wanking his cheese spawner

by bbbeana June 3, 2022