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simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021
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Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.
"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."
by gnr1986 January 10, 2022
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slomping

i’m over here slomping on this burger
by nbdyaskdmaya December 17, 2021
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Simping

When you leave the boyz on discord to talk to your bae
Where's Notphe, he was just with us in discord?

He's simping bro
by anonymous December 30, 2021
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Simpingforkatherine

An amazing sweet editor! I love your post and i especially love that your a kath Stan!
Simpingforkatherine is an iconic editor :)
by queenkathstan February 25, 2022
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simping sage

When Saggy loves "Erin" to much.
Sage: *makes 100 tiktoks about Erin"
There Friends: u a simp

SIMPING SAGE🤦 ♀️
by Jaylovesballs March 5, 2022
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Simping

The act of going above and beyond for a percieved romantic interest without any reciprocation in interest or feelings
Guy #1 : I've been trying to reach her and I even sent roses to her house but she won't respond!
Guy #2: stop simping bro, she ain't into you.
by KingFree March 19, 2022
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