by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Soler Hellstrom Soler mug.Originating in Calgary, Alberta - a smiler is an individual who seeks business opportunity and personal gain via developing relationships with absolutely everybody, regardless of moral implications.
A smiler may learn that an individual greatly betrayed their close friend, and decide to keep said person in their good graces based on the pretense that they may eventually have something to gain from the relationship.
Smilers fight extremely hard to not break character and never allow their genuine personality to slip out, introduce themselves with a huge smile and tight handshake, and work as social chameleons to get what they want under the assumption they are playing "3D Chess" amongst the "sheep".
An individual who values profitability over virtue and morality.
A smiler may learn that an individual greatly betrayed their close friend, and decide to keep said person in their good graces based on the pretense that they may eventually have something to gain from the relationship.
Smilers fight extremely hard to not break character and never allow their genuine personality to slip out, introduce themselves with a huge smile and tight handshake, and work as social chameleons to get what they want under the assumption they are playing "3D Chess" amongst the "sheep".
An individual who values profitability over virtue and morality.
"Bro, Kanye West is still chilling with Donald Trump after he tried stealing all of my crypto"
"Don't worry man, Kanye West is a smiler, he's smiling and walking up to us right now"
"Don't worry man, Kanye West is a smiler, he's smiling and walking up to us right now"
by Thorfinn, Son of Thors September 2, 2025
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When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless
by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025
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Get the ass spoiler mug.An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.
By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?
by Subsequence May 5, 2011
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by Chickenpastainmymouthwow October 29, 2013
Get the noah silerio mug.Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
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