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when you're really bored

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by opalopal8 April 4, 2020

Sonja

Sonja has the biggest dick out of all her friends and bf

Sonja: hi
Person: how is ur dick so big girlllll
Sonja: because my name is Sonja

by Audy poo November 8, 2020

SOSJADD

Same old shit, just a different day

I'm doing okay, SOSJADD, ya know how that is.

by Commer September 11, 2005

Softail

The greatest motorcycle frame ever designed. Devoloped and used by Harley for years. More custom and aftermarket versions than any other. Used by Jesse James, OCC, and about every custom builder you have seen on TV. Has the appearance of a rigid or hard tail but the comfort of suspension.

"I was looking at getting a Wide Glide but I had to get the Softail."

by sucksqueezebangblow August 15, 2009

Sofa Crisp

A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.

"Ooo a Sofa Crisp"

"What does it taste like?"

"Soggy and crap."

by Kaneeeee July 11, 2012

SOFA

Significant other, friend, or associate. Non-derogatory term for "fag hag."

Friday night my SOFA and I are hitting up the club!

by mfcrunchy2 April 4, 2009

Sofia

The coolest girl you will ever encounter. Her flawless curls and persian eyes will make your legs quiver! She's Awesome! When you encounter her you will want to kiss her full soft pink lips... This girl is from Sinaloa so be careful if she pulls out her CUERNO DE CHIVO!

I love Sofia, I wish I was Sinaloense like her... shes so lucky!!

by Sofiux October 16, 2008