Sock Rule

As the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks.

Sock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities

"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."

"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"

Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual

-Abaka

by Abakatowski August 03, 2020

Smelly socks

When you wear socks for a long time and then make your friends suck the sweat out of them. Could be also used to jerk off to get your cum inside of the sock.

I made carter smell and suck my smelly socks after work.

by 001002943 December 23, 2019

friendship sock

When one man inserts a portable pocket vagina into another man's rectum and has sexual intercourse through it. It is often considered to be a heterosexual act because, if done correctly, will result in no skin-to-skin contact.

My friend Tom Cruise and I struck out at the bar, so we decided to friendship sock to fulfill our drunken sexual urges.

by iyaoyasao2 June 06, 2010

Sock Neck

A person with a strong martial arts background, who moves with such speed one never sees the kick that hits them, and ultimately knocks them out. All that is remembered is the faint feeling of the pant leg, gi, or if on the street, the sock hitting their neck.

Hence, a sock neck marital artist is a compliment of highest decree.

Mark is a sock neck marital artist. His kicks are so swift the sock abrasion is all that is remembered, if anything is remembered at all.

by DocMMA July 02, 2015

Sock it to me

Expression from the late 1960s until the early 1970s. Literally means "give it to me," but generally had a underlying sexual connotation. Could also mean just give me your best.

Goldie Hawn would say "Sock it to me, " on the TV show Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in, while wearing a flowered bikini. The Isely Brothers sang, "I can't tell you who to sock it to." A person could say, "I have an idea," and the response would be.."OK. Sock it to me."

by ambrozia June 30, 2009

Drop socks

Commonly referred to as slouch socks and worn in DC many, many years ago. often paired with hi-top reeboks or tims. Can still be seen worn by oldheads and people from murrlandwho don't let trends go

girl from uptown dc circa early 1990's:"Imma wear my lil Madness tee wit my parasuco strech jeans, some drop socks and some chucks"
girl from southeast:" Oh, Imma wear this lil dress i bought from ddtp wit my susie wong MCM"
girl from trinidad:"I wanna wear my joan & david tennis shoes but i dont know if i should where some slouch socks"

by cocochanel October 23, 2005

The Cum Sock

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.

Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro

by TheGhostKing April 07, 2022