Schaboodle

Another name for your dick when you smoke a magical kind of weed that makes your dick grow very fucking huge. It also makes your dick harder than a rock.

"Wow this schaboodle sure makes my wiener make the girls enjoyed."

by Steveyman April 19, 2018

Schaboodle

A type of marijuana drug you smoke that makes your dick grow to an unimaginable length so you can fuck any girl you want.

"I'm going to make Susan moan real loud tonight once I get this Schaboodle"

by Jimmy1996 November 7, 2017

schadenfucker

One who engages in schadenfuckery, which is the act of facilitating another's misfortune for one's own pleasure.

Related to schadenfreude, but different. Schadenfreude only involves feeling pleasure from another's misfortune. A schadenfucker actively (or through inaction) helps cause or worsen another's misfortune, for their own pleasure.

One schadenfucker decided not to support Hurricane Harvey relief efforts because Texas voted for Trump in the 2016 presidential election.

by Pseudothink November 23, 2017

schaddie

Probably one of the coolest guys you will ever meet, very cute, and as a big penis

Schaddie one of the cutest guys on earth

by Big dick 445 December 11, 2017

schäbig

If you got a girlfriend, but prefer to spend time with another girl.
Most likely you identify this girl as your best-friend, and secretly got feelings for her.

Also, you may kissed her on a rooftop at night and then ask for "help" at Jodle.

You are schäbig.
It's schäbig to do this.
Today I was really schäbig.

by Nigho February 27, 2018

schadenfunin

Schadenfunin: laughing at other's private jokes/stories.

After hearing the man at the next table apologize 'for last night' and the girl he was sitting with said sadly, "don't worry, it happens to all guys." The man tapped a bumper out on the table as if punctuating a joke. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose. I pretended that I was choking rather than admit to schadenfunin.

by wmaxwell September 16, 2018

Schadendroid

The pleasure derived from seeing AI make a mistake in understanding human behavior, desire, or emotions

"Oh man I put on Daily Mix 3 at the party last night. It's all old school reggae, and Spotify's AI decided to throw some Shaggy in there. Schadendroid at its finest- I was telling all my guests 'It wasn't me!'"

by Charles Town January 29, 2019