Win Wan Soon

Famous Chinese footballer who has played for several ailing Scottish football teams in a bid to turn their fortunes around.

"I hear Rovers have a new Chinese player, Win Wan Soon".

by AxelS September 17, 2013

You’ll be here soon.

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??

Do you want to jump?
“Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”

by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023

soon

the word soon is used a LOT by the singer johnny orlando!

johnny orlando says he’s doing a tour soon

by johnnyousesthewordsoon2much October 2, 2018

plans soon

what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future

Facebook:
taylor posts picture

Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch

by thetrillestogbasedword February 23, 2014

coming soon™

its coming soon. we dont know how soon, just soon.

The new video will be coming soon™!

by lilxanxan September 6, 2021

In soon time

1. Something that will happen in a short amount of time.
2. Not to be confused with, " In due time" which means an event that will occur in a certain amount of time. Whereas in, "In soon time", the event shall happen soonly.

Derek: "Julian, when will you throw far?"
Julian: " In soon time.."

by Balls McLongc0ck March 6, 2009

Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010