snowman

A cocaine dealer who sells to children.

"Hey Ted did you get anything from the snowman?"
"What the fuck Timmy aren't we like 11?"

by ConsumerofUnbornFetuses January 10, 2022

Avaginal Snowman

When a girl puts ice cubes in her vagina and when the ice melts the water is drank by someone else. Wether from a cup or directly from the vagina.

I had an avaginal snowman last night to cool off from the summer heat.

by Avaginal snowman September 15, 2016

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich

"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"

by WhydoIive December 12, 2016

The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021

snowman powder

A nickname for cocaine. Sounds like it came from a 1980s animated film about fairies.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.

by TheRealDickCox November 27, 2010

Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.

After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"

by theskinwalker May 2, 2025