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Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though
Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.
by Theneighbortothrleft December 14, 2018
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Slurpee chief

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell
The slurpee chief is legally obligated to fill up his slurpee first
by Slurpee god July 2, 2020
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Slurpee

China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.

China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
"Yao.. I feel sad today.."

"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"

In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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tijuana slurpee

a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey
dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!
by stick09 August 9, 2009
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Dell Slurpee

After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching
"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.

"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.
by LemonadeMan August 23, 2008
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Arkansas slurpee

When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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