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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.
Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.
by tpaz198 September 12, 2011
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Mariah Single

Mariah Single , Also Known as Big tits Mariah
by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018
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Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicatedsituation but it feels like you’re single.
They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.
by UnlucKi October 10, 2019
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educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members
Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?
by The educated singles club August 2, 2020
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im single

same
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Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater
Come down here you little Single Speeder!!
by FLiveroay June 10, 2010
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