Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

Speedy

Speedy is a kind of guy who's not easily impressed. He might seem strange creepy when you first get to talk to him, but he's actually the best thing that could ever happen to ya! He's really caring and charming when you get to know him.

A: Why is Speedy so pissed off all the time
B: You just don't know him really well, he's actually really great guy!

by A.Artsy October 30, 2017

sheezy busy

a type of guy who is in to an open relationship and goes out on a date with different girls.

Dave: look man, she is really gorgeous but am not that relationship guy anymore.
Tom: dude, its because you're sheezy busy.
Dave: kind of.

by pizzazz gal April 22, 2018

Speedy cooler

A really cool guy who likes sonic and is funny!! He can probally do a kickflip and has a large peepee

Hey dude that guy is a speedy cooler!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with a speedy cooler

by PokeTheCelery April 20, 2018

Speedy Gonzales

Taking cocaine and tequila.

The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.

by HowIsThisNotAThingYetIts2018 August 2, 2018

speedy fast

Very Very Very Fast. Like take what you think is fast, and times it by like 200!!

Jeez, that was speedy fast!

by WO2 - AYWP December 3, 2018