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Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
mugGet the Heavy Shagmug.

shag rake

a little rake that is used to take all the shit that has accumulated in shag carpeting out. also useful as a backscratcher. christina loves them so.
anyone seen the shag rake? i think we lost little timmy...
by moogfelch May 25, 2004
mugGet the shag rakemug.

shag bands

braclet thingies. they can be any colour ever, and also metallic, sparkly, neon, etc.

emos use them to hide the slits that they have made in their wrists. which i think is wierd...

the 'tradition' thing goin' on is that if someone snaps one of your shag bands, well, then you have to fuck them.

ps. shag bands are v. hard to snap...
(sign on bucket of shag bands in quiggins/afflecks palace/morgana)

SHAG BANDS: 15 FOR A QUID

(which isnt bad... XD LMFAO)
by Hann February 15, 2006
mugGet the shag bandsmug.

shag hair

hair usually on, once again, male skaters and is shorter than your shoulders but longer than your ears. extremely popular right now and considered very hot on guys. sometimes straightened with a hair straightener or in other occasions shag hair is never brushed.
A: i wanna skater boyfriend.
B: why?
A: becuase most of them have shag hair.
B: whats shag hair?
A: hot sex in a can on top of a hot guys head.
by Alexa H September 14, 2008
mugGet the shag hairmug.

Shag brownie

When wearing shorts or nude you sit on a white shag rug and leave a wet fart which leaves a shit stain so severe the rug must be replaced.
Steve was watching the hockey game before taking a bath. When there was a fight he got so worked up he left a Shag brownie which his wife couldn't clean. They had to replace the whole damn white shag rug.
by Johnnyzesty February 9, 2009
mugGet the Shag browniemug.

Super Shag

A super hardcore sexy time with a woman.
"Blimey, I just had a well good super shag"
by Carnage44 April 22, 2008
mugGet the Super Shagmug.

Shag Busting

To creep up on unsuspecting couples (or threesomes for that matter) who are in their cars late at night, usually in a deserted (or so they thought) car park and bang on the windows thereby ruining any moments of sexual gratification.
After the pub shut we went to the car park and did a bit of shag busting...
by Main Onion October 18, 2006
mugGet the Shag Bustingmug.

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