Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping

"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"

by Spngbobdickpants August 13, 2017

Rat seeds

When a rat takes a shit

“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"

E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")

by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

free the seed

To ejaculate sperm

She felt him free the seed deep inside her hot pussy

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

Disney seed

A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity

I feel bad for all the Disney seeds on tv these days.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2015