scholasticide

destruction of a society's education system, often by destroying it with bombs, but also by other means.

The resolution noted that the Israel Defense Forces has committed scholasticide, destroying the majority of schools and all 12 university campuses in Gaza.

by Reverend Moonshine January 14, 2025

Schokilow

Refers to the League of Legends ranked elo in which the washed up player "Schokinator" can be found. This is also known as Emerald IV.

I lost so many games, dude. I'm in Schokilow now.

Oh, no. You are playing in Schokilow.

by L9_CaptainSmoker May 21, 2025

The Scholar

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.

Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.

by B-Jazzle March 13, 2010

wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week

guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011

Party Scholar

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.

John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar

by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

Sarca-scholar

A person that understands, accepts, and has mastered the art of sarcasm.

He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!

by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014

Beauty scholarship

Crash and burn component to poorly executed flirt.

Hot girl: "i'm trying to get accepted in to vandelay state to study medicine next year."

Virgin: "Oh, you could get accepted easily... on a beauty scholarship.

by nerd observer November 20, 2014