hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.
desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.
by desireee && anetaa <33 December 30, 2007
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scaled gradient

A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.
Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!

Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!
by A_Holo_Human_Person April 19, 2019
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The FAB Scale

A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
by jelloshotjerry June 18, 2015
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moanage scale

a word descibing the loudness of moangage,
one: beings sigh two: being a little whorish
three: being wanting it being able to go without it
four: you just flat out want it
five: bear like moanage
marissa: daize wtf?!
Daize: huh?
Marissa: you were moaning in your sleep!
Daize: how bad?!
Marissa: likea three on the moanage scale
by spoonrunlikefairy May 07, 2009
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The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 10, 2015
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cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake
"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*
by bobii November 19, 2007
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