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simulation

A kinder & gentler word British soccer announcers use to describe the dramatic injuries soccer players routinely feign when they want a foul to be called on their opponent. In truth, what they're describing is almost universally called a dive. (ex.: Callahan took such an obvious dive, the referee gave him a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.)
Announcer (describing player writhing on the ground): Beckham's loss would be a terrific blow to this already beleaguered squad, Ian.

Color commentator: It certainly would, Brian, if he's actually injured. But let's... look at the replay... right there, you can see Robinho merely tugged at his shirt, so this is just a simulation for the referee's benefit.
by Rocketfueler June 30, 2010
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Yandere Simulator

A coding language where it is regarded by most experts as " holy fuck that's like, Italian spaghetti ", due to the fact the language consists of mostly "if" and "else" statements, it is extremely slow and only runs on unity engine.
Yandere Simulator was made by Alex Mahan in April 2014, compared to other game engines such as Toby Fox, or Scott Cawthon, Yandere Simulator is a slug.
In conclusion Yandere Simulator is one of the least effective coding languages ever.
Wow, that guys uses Yandere Simulator to code his game? What an idiot!
by That1PiePerson October 29, 2020
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frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.
shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!
by Seth Ream June 15, 2007
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Samurai

The best warriors ever. As for the whole ninja kicking there asses thing. That can be said about almost anyone I mean ninjas use sneaky instink kills. However if a ninja and samurai fought face to face then the samurai would easily wipe the floor with those sneaky bastards.
by sir December 11, 2003
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sadular boy hours

same as sad boy hours but for fancy individuals. these individuals have an IQ of above 200 and cannot be compared to normal mankind. is a lifestyle and part of someone's daily routine
"It's 2am already, I think it's time for sadular boy hours."
"It's only 8pm and I'm depressicko mode. Sadular boy hours hit early today :("
by depressomode April 29, 2019
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Superhydronific ampflication radiation of simulation

A laser used with water that ricochets off walls of metal and rock to capture a aquatic animal and preserve it.
The Superhydronific ampflication radiation of simulation caught the narwal.
by Amel Windom December 27, 2007
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A sick discord server, the mods are really corrupt
The dictator of united states political simulator Lugar cannot defeat the God Mike Patton
by mpatton January 1, 2022
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