Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

no sweat off my sack

Another way of saying, no problem, or not my problem

hey did you hear about Jan losing his license?

yeah, i heard, no sweat off my sack though....

by Bam 9 October 12, 2010

drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

Goldman Sachs

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).

Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter

by Chaninn May 18, 2006

sackstick

Sackstick is the adherence of the scrotum to one's thigh. Sackstick occurs when men are physically active or wearing confining pants. We always see women picking at their drawers when the elastic rides up on their asses, but when you see a guy stop and do a double knee bend, he is rectifying a case of Sackstick.

I had been standing in line in the sun for an hour when I noticed I had a gnarly case of Sackstick. Time to detach!

by Mudknuckle Circus December 18, 2013

Sackhoff

To have a very small and very thin penis, often about the size of a sharpie. Due to the lack of size, one must use his penis like a swizzle stick for his penis to touch the sides of the vagina.

Jeff: Man, I had to sackhoff that bitch last night because my shit is so small!

Chris: I understand dude....story of my life!

by Eli Keller October 9, 2008

Sackdazzling

The act of bedazzling one's scrotum.

She vajazzled her vajayjay this week, so I am sackdazzling my balls to match.

by Fat Luggage February 26, 2010