Rum plum

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.

Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro

by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021

rum jungle

when a boy becomes a man and he sips upon a bottle of Bundaberg rum, he enters a wilderness of great anger, stomping through the unknown, leaving anyone standing in his path brutalised by the mighty power of the tainted liquor.

Big cobba: At Bailey's party I'm gonna enter the Rum Jungle.
Big spippy: Oh yeah, what the heck is that?
Big cobba: Everyone's gonna know what i REally think of em
Big spippy: Look I'm just here for a coupla couplas big fella

by Bundy Love June 19, 2018

Rumming

Rumming /'rʌmɪŋ/ can be described as a fun experience, which involves a bit more than drinking rum; it is the appreciation of the rum: its origin, characteristics and history, and the journey of discovering new rums. Like any fun things, you can enjoy Rumming on your own, with friends and/or your soul mate.

We are looking forward to the next rumming event, which will be RumFest UK!

by Rumming April 26, 2021

Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 25, 2023

rum tuck

a term used by alcohlics $ rum lovers who like to hide their rum in a secret spot so it doesn’t get lost

let me just do a rum tuck here and we are good

by 1Shot Duke May 26, 2025

rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022