The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.

Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?

by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011

BABY ROYALE

When you take a bunch of babies addicted to crack and throw a ball of crack in the middle and they fight to the death

Man 1:We can't feed all of them how do we decide which ones eat

Man 2: We'll have a Baby Royale

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 18, 2019

royal recruits

royal recruits is a card in the mobile game Clash Royale, released by Supercell in 2016. By spawning 6 wooden bucket headed boys, it is utterly broken and takes 0 skill. Even a monkey at the zoo can hit 7k trophies with this card. 出泥zaphkiel is the king of off meta royal recruits deck. Though it takes 0 skill, its a cool ass card

Joe: who is the best off meta royal recruits player?
Bob: It is obviously zaphkiel

by Joe likes your dad June 16, 2021

Royal Cottage

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.

When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.

by Thomaso January 23, 2007

mini royale

Mini Royale is the training wheels version of Call Of Duty Warzone. It is used for novice players, women, children and people new to video games or with disabilities.

Kyle was excited he finally got a win in Warzone, but everyone quickly reminded him it did not actually count since it was a Mini Royale victory.

by My name is Brent August 12, 2020

Royal mess

To make a huge mess of things or, to be a big mess.

"Holy shit! Ariana was a royal mess last night. She had two drinks and the was a sloppy drunk, believe me."

by midnightrise June 4, 2015

Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.

I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.

by whoistoddjones December 1, 2010