a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.
by brentoss March 10, 2024

afaird them on purpose with a true reason due to the fact they don't stop until they don't have enough.
You know you are afaird them on purpose with a true reason when they gangstalk, gangstalking is a heinous crime people that do these behaviors should have life forever in prison.
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

The only reason why I'm still here yet. They make me feel alive , they make me happy.
And I'll never be thankful enough to them.
And I'll never be thankful enough to them.
7 reasons why I woke up today
by You saved me November 22, 2021

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?
Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!
Person A: Yeah i think so.
Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.
Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!
Person A: Yeah i think so.
Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.
by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

by Wade 1738 nah fam September 4, 2016

the reason
The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
