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sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.
When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick
by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014
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Posing a rabbit

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.
"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."
by smpoza October 28, 2011
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rabbit lick

When someone is going down on a chick, but stops when they realise she has a stanky vag.
yo man, did you eat that hoe out?
nah, just a rabbit lick.
by bitch-jiz and hoessssz May 1, 2009
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Rabbit turd

The act of pulling someone’s pants down and then simultaneously shoving m&m’s up their asshole.
I ran up to Dan and pulled his pants down during class and shoved all the m&m’s I had from the last rabbit turd I received, up his ass.
by Magnus clapdong December 20, 2022
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Quick Rabbit

noun;

A sex position that starts off doggie-style, then the man puts both heels on the partners back, reaches up and grabs the shoulders with both hands, and fucks. The partner may or may not still be in doggie position after mounting.

Similar to the Tanto's Saddel
Him: New position. Let's try the Quick Rabbit!
by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018
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Pink Rabbiting

Falling into an existential fog through the music of The National or a comparable sad dad band. This condition mainly impacts aged male hipsters, causing them to wander around like an arthouse film protagonist in a self-induced catatonic state. The name is derived from the song "Pink Rabbit", which has been shown to potently produce this effect, but it can also be triggered by many songs from Bon Iver, War on Drugs, or any given moment of a Sufjan Stevens track.
The last time I saw Alan he was Pink Rabbiting in front of The Ottobar pretending he couldn't hear us over the sound of his own deep thoughts.
by ADATisBROKEN April 16, 2023
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Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.
Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.
by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015
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